Sunday, April 20, 2003
Zack won us tickets to see Tori Amos and Rhett Miller this Wednesday. Yay! I wish it had been Foo Fighters tickets, though.
Conversation in the car yesterday afternoon:
Me: There are worse things in life than getting a hickey from Dave Grohl.
Z: Yeah? Like what?
Me: Getting a hickey from Meatloaf or Cedric the Entertainer.
Today we went out to my parent's house. I spent most of the afternoon riding one of their four wheelers. I've decided that when I grow up I want to be a professional four wheeler rider. Damn skippy.
Oh yeah -- I was outside yesterday and Pervy McPervertson took a picture of me. It was either a regular camera or a video camera. He went back inside as soon as I noticed him. Creeeeeepy.
suzie 07:38 PM CST [link] [13 comments]
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Some random thoughts about the last week:
- Green onions are not good when they've been in your fridge for two weeks. Not even when you dip them in a tomato juice/pepper/tobasco beverage.
- Teenage boys are stupid and can argue with a brick wall. I don't think boys should be allowed to be teenagers. Ever.
- Old men in Texas who dress up in Confederate costumes for an afternoon of target practice at the gun range BY THEMSELVES are kind of scary and sad. Especially when they practice with a semi-automatic assault rifle.
- Tom Welling is a hottie.
- "Forgetting" to pay your electric bill for three months and having your electricity shut off while you're in the middle of a shower is not fun, kind of embarrassing, and a supremely good deterrent to future bill paying procrastination.
- No matter HOW tasty and tempting a third serving of gin & (lime) juice might be, the next morning will find you wanting to curl up and die a quick and merciful death.
.... aaaaaaand scene.
suzie 01:30 PM CST [link] [1 comment]
Thursday, April 10, 2003
I had a dream last night that I was Chloe Sullivan. I went to school with Clark Kent, Lana Lang, and Pete Ross. But I had the superpowers... not Clark. Actually, it wasn't so much a school as Fear Factor. Clark was flirting with me and Lana. She and I pretended to be best friends, but she snuck into our bathroom and set my clothes on fire. I chopped off all her hair while she was asleep. I think Pete was a little gay, because he kept trying to distract Clark from Lana and I. I ended up saving Lana from drowning, Clark saw me do it, and just as I was about to tell him the whole story and dazzle him with my powers I frigging woke up. Dammit dammit dammit! Oh well. I'm so mature.
I checked the status of fluttergirl.com and it turns out I only have 2758 days left to renew it. Considering my impressive powers of procrastination, I guess I'd better get started now.
suzie 03:36 PM CST [link] [6 comments]
Monday, April 7, 2003
Here's my mp3 download. I really get a kick out of that detergent commercial that has the "anything you can do I can do better" song in it. Awesome. :) I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.
I've uploaded this song to our server, so please let me know if there are any problems downloading it.
Doris Day & Robert Goulet - Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better.mp3 | 3.25mb (right click: save as)
mp3 expiration date: 03.14.03
suzie 08:11 PM CST [link] [5 comments]
It took me awhile, but I'm officially on the Orlando Bloom fanwagon. I really wish I hadn't been so drunk while watching LotR on dvd. Zack should be pleased by this development, as it means we can watch Black Hawk Down together. Damn skippy.
In other news, we had some hellacious storms this weekend. It was glorious. I love storms. Especially now that I have a garage for my car. Hail? Bring it on!
Did you know that you can cook steaks in a toaster oven? I found that out this weekend.
I'm going to update this entry in a bit with an mp3 download. Right now I must clean the kitchen, because the party never stops at Casa Del Salinas. Or should that be Casa De Salinas? Kristin? A little help here? :)
suzie 03:12 PM CST [link] [5 comments]
Sunday, April 6, 2003
Today I was looking through some of my old Kerrang magazines, and when I saw this picture of Shannon Hoon I knew I had to make it part of my new blog layout. He really did seem like a fun person. I saw Blind Melon in Houston the night before Shannon passed away. My friends and I were shocked when we found out he was gone. They were a great band.
I'm going to update the layout on the archived entries tomorrow. I'm frigging beat.
PS - Have y'all seen the trailer for the new Pirates of the Carribean movie?? Johnny Depp, Orlando (yummy) Bloom, and ZOMBIES. I can't wait!
G'night for real this time, dammit.
suzie 01:34 AM CST [link] [11 comments]
Friday, April 4, 2003
Our TollTags came in yesterday! Now we don't have to stop on the tollway and wait for the dinosaur machines to count our change. They always manage to get an extra quarter from us. Those theiving, cheating bastards.
Pervy McPervertson is starting to piss Zack off. Yesterday while Z was grilling steaks for dinner on our balcony Pervy came out onto his balcony, looked up at our balcony, and then went right back inside. Z said something about wanting to "go down there a cut the motherfucker." Gahahaha! I thought it was hysterical, but I'm a dedicated red wine consumer, so whatever.
We're leaving for a weekend in Austin this afternoon. I really should be doing some laundry and cleaning out the car right now. Yeah.
HOLY CRAP! I almost forgot to mention that Tom Welling is in this month's In Style magazine!
suzie 01:12 PM CST [link] [14 comments]