Monday, July 28, 2003
I went ass over teakettle on the 4-wheeler. Z's comment:
just for the record, i broke nothing at all while we were riding yesterday ... but suzie tanked on the 4 wheeler and ended up with some road rash on one of her forearms and shoulder. we'll be taking a trip to the yamaha shop to get her some riding gear for sure. put her on a four wheeler and she's a red headed bat out of hell. woohoo!
I've got a spectacular bruise on my leg that has the colouring of a gorgeous sunset. I'm suprised I haven't wrecked previously. I'm about as coordinated as Anne Heche on crack.
It's funny, cuz it's true.
suzie 01:25 PM CST [link] [2 comments]
Saturday, July 26, 2003
Z bought a dirt bike today. It's a Yamaha yz125, blah, blah, blah. I got to sit on it first.
Tomorrow is my mom's birthday. She'll be 52. I spent $200 on a doll for her. Everyone is getting something, but me.
Haha, I'm lying. I ordered some new shoes.
Mine, mine, mine!
That's right. They're Chucks. Leather ultra-hi Converse All Stars. Mmmm... sexy.
So tomorrow we're going out to my parent's house where we will eat some dinner, watch Mom open her presents, and then I'll be chasing after Zack's dirt bike on Mom's 4-wheeler. We'll see how long it takes for Z to break something. And I'm not talking about his bike.
suzie 10:30 PM CST [link] [6 comments]
Monday, July 21, 2003
We bought Phone Booth on dvd the other night. It was pretty good. I was impressed with Colin Farrell. Have you ever heard him in an interview? He sounds like Brad Pitt in Snatch. It's fun to try and figure out what in the hell he's saying. Of course, every other word is "fook" or "fookin."
Speaking of... Chris kind of looks like Colin Farrell in his blog picture. ;)
We were supposed to meet Steph for sushi tonight, but I guess she must have had to go to Austin or something, because the fookin' tramp never called me. She's a pimp now, you know. Seriously.
While checking to see if any of the few interesting people I met in Yahoo chat rooms were online this afternoon I was messaged by one of the previously mentioned chicken-chokers. He asked me if I wanted to see him manually dehydrate himself again on his webcam. Holy crap, that's one persistent perv.
suzie 07:41 PM CST [link] [6 comments]
Sunday, July 20, 2003
Yes, I'm still watching Banzai, even though Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is so much better. Tonight on Banzai one of the bets was whether Harry Potter was "doing it proper." They decided by splitting a field into two sides - Yes and No. Then they went up in a hot air balloon and dropped a Princess Di doll that was attached to a parachute and waited for it to land on either the yes or no side. It looked like Di was going to pick 'no' until the very last second when she drifted across the line and touched down on the 'yes' side.
Harry Potter Is Doing It Proper. Frigging hell, I laughed until I cried. Good stuff. :)
PS - Happy 39th birthday to a guy I've idolized for almost 15 years.
She knows exactly what I mean.
suzie 06:49 PM CST [link] [9 comments]
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
I popped into the Yahoo chat thingy again this afternoon thinking that maybe yesterday's experiment was an anomaly. (yeah, right.) I wandered into the "Hacker's Lounge." There were four (4) different people named Neo. Ha. So much for Yahoo.
I'm sure you've all read about how the police are digging in a new spot for Jimmy Hoffa's body. Sure, him disappearing was sad, terrible, awful, etc, but if they actually find him, who are we going to exploit for other disappearances?
"Say, I haven't seen (whoever) around lately. I wonder where he is?"
"I haven't seen him, either. Maybe he's playing cards with Jimmy Hoffa."
PS to everyone: I DON'T WANT TO BUY ANY FRIGGING VIAGRA. STOP SPAMMING ME, YOU RAT BASTARDS.
I'm sure THAT'S going to stop the crap email from invading my inbox.
Two *cough*interesting*cough* pictures for fellow Our Lady Peace fans. (click to enlarge.)
Check out where Raine's hand is.
Raine Maida sans shirt. *rawr*
suzie 02:39 PM CST [link] [19 comments]
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
For the last couple of days I've used Yahoo messenger to check out chat rooms. Both days I've had guys ask me if I wanted to see their webcams. And by webcams I mean longwangers, or in the two cases I personally witnessed, shortwangers. Yep -- two different, hirsute, overweight guys with tiny peepees, molesting themselves like their lives depended on it. They both asked me for feedback on what I had seen. I told them both they were amusing, and as soon as I stopped laughing I reported them to the Yahoo Police.
Good times... good times.
Dammit, I think I messed up my archives while editing stupid Greymatter templates. I need some new blogware. #^$@*%&!!!!!!!!
suzie 08:05 PM CST [link] [8 comments]
Monday, July 14, 2003
Hey kids. That was the longest 2+ weeks of my frigging life. My truck blew some air lines, so I had to have the regulator replaced. In New Mexico. Where it's like eleventy billion degrees 24/7.
Two pieces of advice: Never haul an oversize load through Arkansas and never drive through Arkansas, period. Arkansas is *constantly* in the middle of road construction on EVERY SINGLE EFFING ROAD, and after they're "finished" the road is in possibly worse shape than when they started.
Oh yes, and not one single person in Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, or D.C. can drive worth squat. They're such crazy bastards when they get behind the wheel, I'm surprised there's anyone still alive up there.
Zack is going to buy a dirt bike. He's already purchased all his safety equipment (helmet, chest plate, boots, pants, jersey, blah, blah, blah). He tried it all on the other night and guess what? He looks like the blue Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. I should have taken pictures, but I'm sure there will be plenty of camera time later, unless he breaks an arm or leg or both while putzing around on his friend Ryan's extra bike. More on this later.
Here's a picture I snapped at the Flying J in Albuquerque.
suzie 04:45 PM CST [link] [9 comments]