Monday, June 23, 2003
Don't expect anything from me for the next week. I'm going out on the road for 48 State Transport. I'm hauling farm equipment. Yee-friggin-haw.
"No more of that talk, or I'll put the fucking leeches on you!"
suzie 07:54 PM CST [link] [22 comments]
Friday, June 20, 2003
I pick up Z at the airport in a couple hours. It's been a long four days.
I went to Walmart earlier to pick up some food and a couple of movies. When I got there I parked next to an H2. When I came back out it was gone, but there was a BMW Z4 next to me. I went to the beer/wine store and when I came out a brand new Viper was sitting there. Silver. Top off. Fat, balding, middle-aged man getting out of it.
suzie 07:58 PM CST [link] [7 comments]
Thursday, June 19, 2003
"Is your manhood too small?"
If I ever meet any of these spammers in person I'm going to kick them in the nuts so hard they'll be burping their own sperm for a week.
suzie 10:26 AM CST [link] [6 comments]
Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Zack left early yesterday morning for Pennsylvania and he might not be back until Friday.
I'm. So. Bored.
I checked our snail mail tonight and found that the idiot postman or idiot postwoman had managed to put mail meant for two of my neighbors in with my own. This is why I always have my important mail sent to a post office box. Not that I can be sure they're getting it right there, either, but at least I can go yell at someone as soon as I discover the mistake. Instant gratification, baby.
Zack bought me The Fast and The Furious on dvd a few days after it was released. I have a thing for Paul Walker. The dvd came with a free ticket to see the sequel, but it expires on Sunday. I might go see a matinee tomorrow. You know you're lonely when you go to the movies by yourself.
Harry Potter on Saturday! I can't wait to read it. Anyone who attempts to bother me Saturday afternoon will lose an appendage.
suzie 08:45 PM CST [link] [5 comments]
Monday, June 16, 2003
I am officially the only person in the north Dallas area who uses turn signals.
suzie 08:28 PM CST [link] [3 comments]
Sunday, June 15, 2003
It's been storming on and off for the last few days. A couple of nights ago the wind was so crazy I was afraid we were in the direct path of a tornado. I kept listening for the warning siren. I enjoy thunderstorms, but forget the strong winds.
Z is going to be in Pennsylvania next week. Work stuff.
I'll be in Yuma, AZ, in July. Work stuff. Why do they always send me to the desert in the middle of the frigging summer??
I went out to my parent's house last Tuesday to drop off some family photos I had scanned for Mom. On the way back some idiot kid in a pickup truck was driving slow in the hammer lane. I passed him on the right and got in front of him. He started tailgating me. Honking his horn. Flashing his lights. Can I tell you how NOT intimidating that is to me? Little boy, I drive trucks five times as big as your piece of shit Chevy. Go ahead and hit me. I'm not too tramatized to pull over and get your insurance information. I've got a cell phone. I carry a gun. I'm not meek. He tried to pass me on the right, but my little car had more pep than his crappy truck. He had to get behind me again because of traffic. Then someone else cut him off. Then someone else cut of the person who cut him off. He shook his fist out his window and got off the highway.
Yay, road rage.