Things that annoy me:

1. People who drive slow in the fast lane (aka - the Suzie lane.) Get the hell out of my lane, you slow bastards!

2. Creed. I don't like their music. I'm tired of changing radio stations every half hour in order to avoid them. And I'm tired of hearing about how hot their singer is. I've seen his fugliness. Blech.

3. Anime. I know some people are into it, but it annoys the hell out of me. I actively shun websites that are anime themed. Sure, I may be missing out on some great content, but I can't enjoy great content when my skin is crawling.

4. Britney Spears. Enough already. I'd like to grab a burger without seeing the grease from my french fries seep through the impression of her face on the paper bag. And I don't care what her P.R. people want the public to believe - that little tramp is not a virgin.

5. Billy Graham. But he annoys everyone, so on to number six...

6. Dawson's Creek. I've never seen an episode of it, but from the commercials I understand that Pacey is a backstabbing pushover, Joey is a whore, and Dawson is an extremely angry person because his best friend is a backstabbing pushover and his girlfriend is a whore. Booooring. I can't believe the WB got rid of Buffy but kept this piece of trash.

7. Steve Irwin. When he finally gets eaten by a pissed off crocodile I'm going to throw a party. However, if Jeff Corwin ever visits Dallas he can raid our fridge and sleep on our couch. I love that guy.

8. Pre-recorded telemarketing calls. I don't want my carpets cleaned and I don't tan. If someone's going to try and sell me something I want them to do it in person so I can tell them to take my number off their list. By the way, if you live in Texas you can now get yourself removed from telemarketer's phone lists: www.texasnocall.com

9. People spamming me while I'm on ICQ or Yahoo. I don't want to look at your webcam, you skanky diseased whore.

10. People who block the aisles in grocery stores. If you don't move after I politely say "excuse me, may I get by?" I'll bump your cart out of my way. Go ahead and glare. You can kiss my ass, lady.

I'm sure to get some hate mail for this. Especially from anime fans. Those little kids are militant about their cartoons. I've had to block a few IP's because of a previous anime-slamming post. Just so you know, even if you fill out the form to mail me from this site, I still get your IP address. Keep that in mind, you little heathens.

:)

Posted by draigdu @ 03/23/2002 07:11 PM CST

ha! This is great! Now what would you do if you were stuck in the fast lane behind Brittney Spears, driving 40 mph, as she chatted on her cell phone recording telemarketing calls?

Posted by Kristin @ 03/23/2002 08:51 PM CST

LOL Hey, I like the way you think. ;)
-m

Posted by M @ 03/23/2002 09:49 PM CST

Not to alienate any readers, but some of the ones you didn't list that definately made my list: Christians, Billy Grahm, Rosie, and that damned creepy Pepsi girl.

Posted by Unkle John @ 03/24/2002 01:19 AM CST

y'know, Rosie doesn't bother me. I admire the fact that she came out of the closet. the creepy Pepsi girl is Britney, and Xtians don't really bother me, either. unless they're trying to shove their religion down my throat, that is. :) to each their own. live and let live. ok, that's all the platitudes I can think of right now.

Posted by suzie @ 03/24/2002 05:02 AM CST