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05/11/2002 Entry: "search engine answers"

In answer to the search engine hits last night for fluttergirl.com:

According to People Magazine Jimmy Fallon is six feet in height. However, most people who have met him say he's about 5'10".

There are no pictures of Steve Nash on this site.

Mariah Carey farted? Why would someone search for information about it? What is wrong with you people?

All mp3s I offer will now come with an expiration date. On that date I will delete the mp3. The techno remix of the Pink Panther theme is long gone. So is the Control Machete song. Sorry.

I've never had the Fear Factor theme song in mp3 format.

I don't have any child porn. Man, I'd like to cut off the fingers of all you perverts, along with some other appendages.

If Ashton Kutcher is planning on visiting Pakistan he hasn't called to tell me.

I do not have the following fetishes: sweater, dental, pee, dog.

I hope this clears up some misconceptions, but more than likely it's just going to bring a lot more weirdos to my site.

Replies: 6 comments

LOL

Reminds me of the other week when someone was looking for "webcam shower pic" I went into my bathroom and took a lovely pic of the shower curtain, posted it and said there you go, hope you don't mind it's dig cam not webcam though. ;)

Sometimes you have to seriously wonder what the hell these people were *really* looking for.

Posted by M @ 05/12/2002 02:57 AM CST

Actually Mistress Suzie, by typing those words now, search engines will pick it up. So you will most likely have the weirdos visiting. Ever how I found your site? (just kidding.. i think i was looking up north texas pagans).

I do want to reply to your comment about my updates and such. When I get the house settled and everything un pack my updates will be more schedualed, infact I may "borrow" your idea of a daily update and comment section. Just want to 4 warn you incase you have any objections.

Posted by Unkle John @ 05/12/2002 10:28 PM CST

someone just reached my blog by searching on "jeff ament on a couch". makes me want to get busy with the photoshop.

Posted by clr @ 05/13/2002 05:39 PM CST

Sometimes I swear, they just pull words out randomly. I mean what does this even mean??

14 May, Tue, 10:18:19 Yahoo: if you want no pay for funny fuck yourself and save your money

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