Yesterday we went to a party for Zack's cousin, Josh. He got married a couple of weeks ago in Mexico. The party started off kind of slow, but it was hysterical by the end. I met a lot of Zack's relatives. A few of them were real characters. Uncle Jerry (Josh's dad) was farting non-stop. Josh has light red hair that's almost as long as mine. His sister Jenny looks like a pixie, but she's a cop. But the most interesting person I was introduced to was Z's great Uncle Bob. He reminded me a lot of Hunter Thompson, because he speaks very quickly and is a little quirky. He told us a joke right before we left. I can't recall how it went, but I do remember how it started: "A sadist and a masochist were making love..." Then he looked at Amanda, my brother-in-law, Steven's, girlfriend, and said "honey, you have blonde roots, you'd better pay extra attention." Amanda does have naturally blonde (and gorgeous) hair, but she's definitely no ditz. He told the joke, which was way out there. When Amanda didn't laugh right away he took her by the shoulders and said "you're beautiful, but dumber than a rock." I couldn't believe it. I thought Amanda was going to knock him on his ass. She could have done it, too. Great Uncle Bob has to be in his 70's and Amanda is very athletic.

I wish I had someone as eccentric as Great Uncle Bob in my family. Most of my relatives are nice, normal people. Damn the luck.

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Posted by advair @ 01/17/2005 04:11 AM CST