I’m still in Austin, hanging out with Z's mom & sis. Z is in Dallas all by his lonesome. Poor guy. I'm having a great time.
I didn't realize that my tattoo was scabbed over until the scab started coming off. I was putting on some lotion a few days ago and I noticed a couple black dots seemed to have moved. "Gah! My tattoo is melting!!" I'm silly.
We saw an accident in the Wal-Mart parking lot last weekend. Some lady driving a Volvo wagon (haha Kristin - I thought of you) backed into a Ford Ranger. She busted out her taillights and must have gotten her bumper caught in the Ranger's bumper, because when she stepped on her accelerator we heard a really loud bang and she squealed her tires halfway down the parking lot. She tried to leave the scene, but she was stuck behind another car that was waiting to turn. Luckily for the owner of the Ranger a cop was in the parking lot. He pulled up behind her and flipped on his lights, which prompted her to jump out of her car and shriek "I don't know what happened!!" Yeah, right. As we left he was making a report and she was talking very hysterically to someone on her cell phone. Stupid woman.
Last night I dreamed that Tiffany and I were drinking gin in an apartment. Suddenly we heard a loud noise outside and I stepped out on the balcony to see Godzilla and King Kong wreaking havoc on the neighboring apartments. King Kong was so tall I couldn’t see his head. He kept stepping on buildings and smashing them. Godzilla was shooting fire out his mouth and vaporizing people and buildings. Tiffany was terrified, so I grabbed her arm in one hand and my gin in the other hand and ran for our monster truck, which was conveniently parked right outside our door. I drove over all the cars in the parking lot, darted through King Kong’s legs, and got us out of town. I think Rupert Everret was one of our neighbors that got vaporized. I really shouldn’t eat jalapenos right before I go to bed.
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I think Godzilla would kick Kong's ass. *nods* Yup, I'm sure of it. :D
Posted by ::m:: @ 03/13/2003 11:17 PM CST
hehehehehehehe We Volvo drivin' soccer moms are just such rebels! I would backed into the Ford Ranger, looked at the damage, and asked the person driving the Ranger why the hell they ever bought a Ford!
Posted by Kristin @ 03/14/2003 06:55 AM CST
Hey - today I had an incredible experience at the Wal-Mart parking lot. There was a truck parked there carrying the new VOLVO XC90s! I actually got out of the car, worshipped, and bowed in honor. Kickin. Who would have ever thought Wal-Mart would be so cool?
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*pinch* Just going around pinching people because they're (blogs) aren't wearing green...lol I'm baaaaad
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