There's an old man who lives across the courtyard who always steps out on his porch/balcony (he lives in a downstairs unit) every time I take the dogs out. He's tried to start up a conversation with me a few times, but most of the time he just stares. Z and I call him Pervy McPervertson. I told Zack that if I ever turn up missing the police should check Pervy's apartment for my mutilated body. He just looks like that kind of a guy.
I received a spam email yesterday for a penis enlargement pill. The subject of the email was "Satisfy your woman, you pindick." Gahahahaha!
Zack has invited some of his cronies over tonight for enchiladas, tacos, and Jackass on dvd. All boys, no girls. I need more girlfriends around here. If any chicas in the Plano/Frisco/121 area want to hang out, please email me. Dammit, I wish we'd moved South instead of North.
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mmmm Crispin Clover..did you see Willard? hehehe
Posted by Zoe @ 03/28/2003 11:15 AM CST
I saw the original Willard, but I haven't caught the remake yet. I'll probably wait for the dvd. Crispin is kinda cute... in a creepy nerdish way. :) but come on... he's no jimmy!
Posted by suzie @ 03/28/2003 11:29 AM CST
haha. that's like an 45-min to hour drive from where a live -- you should have moved south! j/k
Posted by tiff @ 03/28/2003 12:05 PM CST
I get those pill emails too. I can't stand the ones telling me: "UNKLEJOHN Get larger firmer breasts." Why I can't get rid on the ones I have now. :\
Hey Suzie, if you want that shirt, tell me what size and color and I was going to make you and Zoe one.
Posted by unkle john @ 03/28/2003 01:08 PM CST
unkle john, you rock! a black size medium would be perfect. how are you going to make them? why am I asking you here? look for me online later. I doubt I'll be joining in on the Jackass party. xo!
Posted by suzie @ 03/28/2003 01:57 PM CST
Well, seeing as my husband is on week number seven in Dallas, I should just sell the house here and become a resident!
Then we could have our own chica gang.
Posted by Kristin @ 03/29/2003 03:31 PM CST
yes! two redheads are much more intimidating than a room full of blondes. damn skippy.
Posted by suzie @ 03/29/2003 07:37 PM CST
That dream is absolutely horrifying. :shivers:
Posted by Gina @ 04/04/2003 09:57 AM CST
i like little boys
Posted by Mr. mosley @ 06/04/2003 11:32 AM CST
hey, whaddayaknow, i like little boys, too! but only if their names are daniel radcliffe and tom felton. but anyway. crispin glover's so handsome. he reminds me of rudolph valentino a lot in willard.
Posted by jess @ 08/25/2003 11:42 PM CST
Is it just me, or is Crispin Glover the only one to ever find the fountain of youth? I mean in Back to the Future, he looks the same as he does in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Charlies Angels 1 & 2, and Willard? He is a hottie, I have to admit. I'm strangely attracted to him, yet won't publicly admit it...is that weird?
Posted by Heather @ 09/02/2003 04:03 AM CST
well.... i think he is a hottie if you ask me. which leads to me asking........is he married?
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