A few weeks ago Zack and I were on I-35 South on our way to Austin and we saw the following SUV flying down the highway at over 80 miles per hour:
A Cadillac Escalade with an "OIL MAN" personalized license plate and an "Earth First" sticker in its back window. Who does that guy think he's kidding? Crazy bastard.
Replies: 7 comments
you should have run him off the road. what a nut-job, WHO is he kidding.
Posted by unkle john @ 07/19/2004 09:13 PM CST
heh. That's the most awesome thing I've seen all week.
Posted by Wirehed @ 07/20/2004 01:03 PM CST
Uhhhh. Yeah. Heh. Uh, Earth First. Heh. Uh, where'd I put my beer? Hiccup.
What a dork. Maybe he just has really bad acne?
-H
Posted by Hed @ 07/21/2004 01:55 AM CST
OH MY GOSH IT IS JR EWING!!!!!
The first time I ever went to Dallas, I was with my mother. We were driving right by downtown when some jackass with a white limo with a hot tub in the back drove by.....the catch?
LONGHORNS AS A HOOD ORNAMENT.
I asked my mom, is that for real. She said, yeah sweetie, this is dallas. We aren't in Houston anymore.
lol
God I love texas!
Posted by apollonaire @ 07/24/2004 03:58 PM CST
Too funny. But I don't see any "Go Bush!" sticker...
Posted by Kristin @ 07/30/2004 08:35 PM CST
maybe the oil man was very angry at his rebellious son, who slapped that sticker on his new SUV. i imagine the conversation ended in the son speeding away to avoid beeing pummled to death by the tycoon.
or maybe he really is just full of contradictions. (or stupid like other people imply)
Posted by chrisdaines @ 08/21/2004 01:47 PM CST
Perhaps it says in the fine print: "We'll strip mine the other planets later"
Posted by ben @ 10/25/2004 02:51 AM CST
