Our new downstairs neighbors are quiet, but apparently my shower is leaking into their bathroom. The maintenance guys have been in & out of our apartment all day. When they come into the living room they gawk at the big-ass television. The last couple of times I think they noticed the shotgun in the corner. Now their eyes flicker back & forth between the t.v. and the gun. WTF? Are they utterly oblivious of the fact that they live in Texas? Jeebus.
It was 70-something degrees here yesterday. Some frigging winter. Blah.
If you do a Google search for "Michael Jackson naked" or "Michael Jackson nude" my site comes up as #1. I know this because my referrals show that an amazing amount of weirdos actually want to see Jacko sans clothing. That's just plain scary.
I wonder if I moved the shotgun about five feet to the right, or to the kitchen counter, if the maintenance guys would freak? MuaHahAhHAhahA!
You know... I might like you better if we slept together.
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If mother nature would hurry up and get back from her spring vaction, she might have enough time to give us a good hard freeze.... just think how the bugs age going to be this summer.
Posted by unkle john @ 01/09/2003 08:06 PM CST
BTW, what type of Shot gun do ya have? I've got a single shot 20 ga. Harrington & Richardson
Posted by unkle john @ 01/09/2003 08:09 PM CST
it's a black mossberg 12 ga. 7 shot pump. it's pretty much a bird gun but i've taken the plug out so that it will hold more than 2 shells (thus the 7 shot). i've considered fitting it with a rifled choke so i can shoot 12 ga. slugs with it but i haven't decided. it's parked nicely next to my browning (ambush ignitor 3) compound bow. daaaaaamn skippy!
Posted by -Z @ 01/10/2003 07:49 AM CST
I *heart* suzie!
Posted by zoe @ 01/11/2003 02:43 AM CST
I used to play that song over and over again. Looks I can start up again.. :) thanks
Posted by Gina @ 01/11/2003 09:48 AM CST
i nominated your "naughty dolls" page for "best non-weblog content of a weblog site."
unfortunately, i'm not much of a trend-setter. i hope you get it anyway. those dolls are hilarious.
Posted by tanya @ 01/11/2003 07:22 PM CST
I did the search, as recommended, and was sadly disappointed to find that your site was not actually #1 on the list :( But I have a link to your site on my site so all may partake in the naughtiness!!
Posted by annabelle @ 01/14/2003 08:07 AM CST
I am #1 on the searches. there *is* one link that comes up before me on the MJ naked search, but it's a sponsored link, which means the company paid for it to be there. :) thanks for the linkage!
Posted by suzie @ 01/14/2003 11:15 AM CST
I was kissed by Zoe! rawk!! love ya, doll!
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